Rainbow child

OMG! These are sooooo funny!!!! ROTFL!!!!

 

In case you needed further proof that the human race
is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual
label instructions on consumer goods. 

On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) 

On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner!  No
purchase necessary.  Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular
soap.”
(and that would be???….)

On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion:
Defrost.”
(but, it’s just a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do
not turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be
hot after heating.”
(…and you thought????…)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron
clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me time?)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a
car or operate machinery after taking this
medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with
head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(…I’m taking this because???….)

On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or
outdoor use only.”
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for
the other use.”
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit
curious.)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts –
“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly.”
(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals.”
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)

On anything that requires batteries (hahaha!)–
“Batteries not included”
(Well, duh! We’re in 2005.)