Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Really???
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Back to school!
Monday, November 28, 2005
Enjoy the stupidity
is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual
label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular
soap.”
(and that would be???….)
Defrost.”
(but, it’s just a suggestion.)
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do
not turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be
hot after heating.”
(…and you thought????…)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron
clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me time?)
car or operate machinery after taking this
medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with
head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(…I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or
outdoor use only.”
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for
the other use.”
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit
curious.)
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts –
“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly.”
(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals.”
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)
On anything that requires batteries (hahaha!)–
“Batteries not included”
(Well, duh! We’re in 2005.)
Sunday, November 27, 2005
The Teardrop
Friday, November 25, 2005
Several reasons
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Again and again…
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Yeah, this is MY song.
John Lennon – Watching the wheels
Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin
When I say that I’m o.k. well they look at me kind of strange
Surely you’re not happy now you no longer play the game
People say I’m lazy dreaming my life away
Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me
When I tell them that I’m doing fine watching shadows on the wall
Don’t you miss the big time boy you’re no longer on the ball
I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
Ah, people asking questions lost in confusion
Well I tell them there’s no problem, only solutions
Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I’ve lost my mind
I tell them there’s no hurry
I’m just sitting here doing time
I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
I just had to let it go
I just had to let it go
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Nice one
if i were a day of the week i would be: Saturday
if i were a time of day i would be: afternoon
if i were a planet i would be: Uranus
if i were a sea animal i would be: a dolphin
if i were a direction i would be: Easth
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: a bookshelf
if i were a 7 deadly sin i would be: I’d rather I wasn’t
if i were a tree i would be: a lime
if i were a kind of weather i would be: a summer’s breeze
if i were a color i would be: green
if i were a vegetable i would be:a tomato
if i were a sound i would be: a giggle
if i were an element i would be: Silver
if i were a car i would be: a VW Beatle
if i were a song i would be: Sun is shining - Bob Marley or Watching the wheels - John Lennon
if i were a movie i would be directed by: I have NO idea
if i were a book i would be written by: J.K.Rowling
if i were a place i would be: a mountain peak
if i were a material i would be: cotton
if i were a taste i would be: chocolate
if i were a scent i would be: spring flowers
if i were an object i would be: a book
if i were a body part i would be: eyes
if i were a facial expression i would be: a smile
if i were a cartoon character i would be: the small dog from 2 stupid dogs
if i were a shape i would be a: a star
if i were a number i would be: 6
Friday, November 18, 2005
Wish I didn’t miss you anymore
She’s not a lover, she’s just a friend
I’m sick and tired for you to blame on me
Now you think it’s funny
Now you wanna spend your money on girls
But you forgot when you were down
That I was around
What in the world is happening
Listen in, but don’t yell at me
Isn’t it ironic all you wanna do is smoke chronic
Boy, you forgot when you were down
Who was around
Waiting for love to walk through the door
I wish I didn’t miss you anymore
I’m sick for ever believing you
Wish you’d bring back the man I knew
Was good to me, oh Lord
Everytime you say you’re coming
Boy, you disappoint me, honey
How well you forgot when you were down
And I was around
Waiting for love to walk through the door
I wish I didn’t miss you anymore
I wish I didn’t miss you anymore
Missing a love like I’m missing you, babe yeah yeah
One of these days, when your dreams come true
That’s the one that’s gonna do it to you
Oh oh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for love to walk through the door
I wish I didn’t miss you anymore
